An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk…. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with *******’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’
‘Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.’ The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’ ‘There’s something wrong with my ear’, he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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hahahaha…lol.
That’s a good one!
Sorry, but didn’t find it funny the last time I read it either.
aye, not bad, not great either but not bad
hah. smarta$s. i love old people
HAHAHAHAHA thats hillarious lol….
Keep um comin
lolz
that told her! lolz
FUNNY!!!
that was hilarious… thanx for the funny
rotflmao
Haha! old people rock!
old people get right to the point.
i liked the joke it was funny.
hee hee!
PMSL!!!!!!!!! Pardon the pun.
a good one.
lol
That is so funny! Good one!
Good, it really made me laugh.
hahahahahahaha is this true ??? if its not you have a relay good imagination
So funny that my dog laughed too..
Obviously I’m lying. It’s not funny! =)