I’m 15, so is it normal or my penis and testicles to hurt a tad bit once and awhile? Also, when I touch the top of my left testicle, this hurts a bit. Is this normal? Should I consult my doctor?
Thanks.

I am a student, and have no medical care, but really need to get diagnosed for stuff. My health is getting worse in some areas, but I can’t do nothing about it, cuz I’m broke and doctors are expensive and there is no one I can turn to…

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk…. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with *******’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’
‘Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.’ The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’ ‘There’s something wrong with my ear’, he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

I just need an average. I’m doing a project for my health class on the costs of having a baby.