Archive for November 19th, 2009

Is Your Doctors Receptionist Like This One?? Mine Isn’t Phew?

There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are
you seeing the doctor for today?”
There’s something wrong with my dick,” he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a
crowded doctor’s room and say things like that.”
Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said.
The receptionist replied, “You’ve obviously caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private.”
The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone.”
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear,” he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice.”And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”
I can’t p$£” out of it,” the man replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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I have LNA classes starting in August .after I get my LNA..degree,license…thingy…I would like to be an LPN or possibly an RN. I wanted to know what kind of insurance medical people usually get..would you say its good??
I live in NH

The Senate should demand that for any type of medical care, the long form birth certificate of patients should be seen and verified. This way, illegals are not treated, and the fraud in office would be exposed.
Does that sound fair?

He doesn’t know how he will ever be able to finish medical school and support us without some kind of help and the Navy sounds like a tempting way to achieve his goal. Free health care, housing and school. It also seems less dangerous than the Army or Marines. Any advice? Has anyone done this. How will it work with our family? Will he live on base with us? How dangerous is it? Any info would be great. Thanks!

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I am a full time student, i work only 3 days a week with out any benifits. And i am diabetic so my medical bill are to much. Does anyone knoe if i can get medical help from the govt. or is there a insurance company that is not so expensive due to my pre-exsisting diease?

“Proponents of government competition in a “national health insurance exchange” claim that it would enhance personal choice and health plan competition. That is highly unlikely. Rather, such a system would impose federal control over virtually every aspect of private health insurance, rendering it virtually indistinguishable from government insurance except for its direct financing. Congress would become increasingly prescriptive over benefits, the adoption of medical technology and new medical procedures, the pricing of these items, and the mechanism that plans may or may not use to manage health care risks. In other words, hardly any aspect of private health plans’ business operations would be free from government regulation and control. That is not a prescription for health care choice or competition.”
Government as “Competitor”: The Latest Prescription for Government Control of Health Carehttp://www.heritage.org/Research/HealthC…

How Do I Ask A Doctor To Talk In Private?

I need to tell a doctor about something, i already have an appointment for stress but i need to let them know i self harm too.
I am 13 so i need my mum to come with me.
How can i ask the doctor if i can talk to him in private without my mum suspecting me?
And also i cover up my scars with a wristband, if the doctor sees it will he ask me to remove it in front of her unaware i self harm?
And if he does what excuse can i use to get my mum out of the room?
Thanks.

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